I Need Bigger Fat Pants

Alright. I have to do something about this. There's no ignoring it.

I'm wearing my fat pants today -- my really fat pants, and they're tight. Not just uncomfortable. Tight. Cut-off-circulation-and-hope-I-don't-pass-out tight.

My muffin top has turned into a souffle.

Ugh.

I'm not sure if I should try Weight Watchers again or go with Alli.

Decisions, decisions.

I remember when my biggest food decision was pizza or hamburgers, not which diet program to try.

Pizza... Hamburgers... (sigh) ...