How Would You Like To Hear This?

"Mommy, I wish you were pretty like Olive Oyl."

My son said this to me not long ago, and I didn't know how to respond. I still don't. I'm really, really hoping that either he was mad at me or joking. (He has a strange sense of humor just like his father!)

First of all, how BAD do I look that Olive Oyl is an improvement?

Secondly, what is wrong with my child that he thinks she looks good?

So many questions...not enough answers...