Need a Fairy Godmother

My mom has this saying - "She looks like something the cat drug in and wouldn't eat." I brought that very statement to life today. You know how you look when you are running around and cleaning the house, and you know how you look when you are sick...well, combine the two. Yeah, it's that bad. I'm making the zombies in "Night of the Living Dead" look like glamazon supermodels. It's not a pretty picture, is it? Unfortunately, I had to be the one to pick my son up from school today. I wouldn't be surprised if people needed therapy after witnessing my presence. So, now I have approximately two hours to transform myself from someone that "looks like they've been beat by the ugly stick" (another sweet, little, folksy saying) to mediocre. (Yes, that's all I'm shooting for.) I'm crossing my fingers.

Oh, and by the way -Wild Dancing Cat Lady was not performing an afternoon matinee today. What a disappointment! I was hoping for a rhumba or cha cha ...maybe next week...(sigh)...